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Performance Appraisal

The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:

*Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
*hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
*wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
*thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
*finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
*measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
*breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
*vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
*knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
*classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
*dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
*promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
*executed as soon as possible.

A memo was soon sent following the letter:

That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3, 5, etc…) for my true assessment of him.

Funny classroom psychology tests.

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.

To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.

He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.

Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student.

He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times and then jotted something down on the test paper.

He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.

The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.

The professor wrote “100%” on the top of that student’s test.


The question: What is courage?

The student’s answer: This is.

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a review of a final question, after a semester dealing with a wide range of topics.

The class was already seated and ready for when the professor took his chair, slumped on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in a furious manner. Some students wrote over 30 pages in an hour of trying to disprove the existence of the chair. A member of the class however, got up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later, when the notes were issued, the rest of the group wondered how he could have got  “A”. His response was just two words:

“What chair?”

Weird Questions

01. If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).

02. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows).

03. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell).

04. Can you get cornered in a round room? (yes,by ones eyes).

05. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments).

06. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (very funny guys).

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. subha
    Jan 30, 2010 @ 14:16:14

    hi!

    awesome attempt!! hats off!

    Reply

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